10/29/2023 0 Comments Forklift certified tinder![]() Shitty grammar will ensure the person on the other end will discontinue the conversation. ![]() One of the most important things in any relationship is chat. Keeping The Chat Going No one ever has you at ‘Hello’ Trust me, this has been proven on more than one occasion. If you were a hamburger, which one would you be? (A tofu one isn’t an answer.) Bad… but kinda good…Įxpert tip: If they don’t post a full length body shot it usually means your potential match is ‘cuddly’. You look like someone who would own 10 cats Good… Please tell me you’re not a forklift driver or have a giant dragon tattoo on your back?! Bad… They’ll be thinking WTF and it will hopefully get things rolling. ![]() Instead, make a comment about something in one of her photos or ask something stupid like, ‘Are you a forklift driver?’. Sure, if you’re 6’4 and have model good looks you can probably get away with being boring, but if you’re a mere mortal then try harder.Īvoid ‘hey’, ‘yo’ or ‘wassup’ – these are shit. Getting unmatched is a sign that they think you’re not right for them, so don’t take it personally just get on with your next match. Matches will stay there as long as either you or the other person doesn’t ‘unmatch’ you. We always recommend guys make the first move, otherwise you’ll just die wondering. So you’ve matched and now it’s time to make the first move. Tinder Openers, Conversation Starters & Pick Up Lines Rise to glory or crash and burn There are women who think exactly the same but they’ll post comments in their profiles like – ‘Not here just for a quick fuck.’ Don’t be deterred by this, it’s just a way of saying ‘no dickheads please’. With acronyms like ‘DTF’ and common phrases like ‘Send Nudes’ you soon realise there’s a type of male on Tinder who just want to fuck. You’ll find these guys are brutally upfront about this. On the other hand, many guys simply use Tinder just for cheap thrills and quick sex. We know plenty of people who have met on Tinder and are still together two or three years later. For Sex Or For Love? Hey lover…Ī question which has plagued mankind for at least 4 years now – is Tinder just for sex? We would say no. Think of it as checking out the talent before you travel to those places. Not only can you swipe forever, but you can also choose different locations and swipe as if you’re in say New York, Dubai or Punchbowl. If you wish to blow that limit out of the water and swipe to infinity and beyond, then you can buy Tinder Premium for $24.95 a month. Tinder has a limit of how many times you can swipe in one day. Those geniuses at Tinder know damn well that people will always pay for the prospect of finding love. Did I mention I’m a hectic kickboxer? Paying For Sex, I Mean Tinder Premium For ballers who want to buy love People often mistake me for a model but that’s okay. Who wants to come puppy shopping? (insert dog emoji) Bad… Don’t do this, give the person little snippets so they want to know more. You’ll often see girls saying, no smokers, druggies, dogs only, blah blah blah. Avoid douchey comments or highlighting what you don’t like. Keep it short, try and be witty as we know people like a funny guy. ![]() If your photos suck and you look like a potato then this part is less important but we recommend taking some time to write a few words to pique the other person’s’ interest. Writing An Award Winning Tinder Bio But your words are more important We tend to hear women saying they don’t like guys with their tops off in photos or posing with sedated tigers in Thailand…But we do hear puppies and adventure works very well. Remember you only have a split second for someone to find you attractive, so choose carefully.Īs for the other photos, choose a selection which demonstrates you doing fun or interesting things. The most important thing when choosing photos is to create a selection that allows the perfect partner to imagine themselves in your life.Ĭhoose a good profile shot that’s only of you (no friends) – if you can, get a friend to choose the best shot of you. Choosing Your Photos A picture says a thousand words It’s free, so just sign up via Facebook and you’re ready to rock and roll in your own love/horror story in the making. Whether you’re on iPhone or Android, jump on their app store and download Tinder. Setting Up Your Account It’s easier than buying a stranger a drink You’ll find getting a match will give you a quick burst of dopamine, which is great but you then need to woo the person with some witty repartee to progress to the next level.
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